Yesterday was Tolkien Day, apparently, and to celebrate The Guardian ran a fun Lord of the Rings quiz. All you have to do is read the selected passages and decide where the characters were at the time or what was about to happen to them.
I'm amazed to say I got eight out of ten right which must earn me the right to swank. Then again, I've been reading Tolkien since I was ten years old and can still quote chunks from Lord of the Rings, so I'd have been embarrassed if I'd got any less than that!
You can find the quiz here - good luck.