Number one - an oyster catcher. One flew overhead, squawking, as we were loading the car with goodies at the Morrisons in Kendal yesterday. Quite an unexpected sight, given that we must have been a good ten miles from the nearest coast - and it was heading inland. Since I had no idea these sea-birds fed or bred away from the shoreline, I feel a bad joke coming on. Why did the oyster catcher cross the car park? Answers on a postcard, please.